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PC (other)Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE Explicit content

Author: flag jco (Jan C. Obergfell) , flag Netpoet (Frank Stiegler)

Uploaded By: flagStarchaser

Song Length: 3:55
Release Year: 2016
Song Status: Active
Song Bitrate: 320 kbps
Song Source: Compo Entry
Song Platform: PlatformPC (other)

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2nd place in the 2016 Streaming Music compo at Revison.

So your day has not been great so far?
No seats left, and all your entries gone cuz your harddisk crashed.
So you team up for an entry, it's quite a drunk assembly.
That's what you get for using a Commodore!

[So your day sucks? Doesn't matter, we gon' help you, uh-huh!]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky.
What can we say, we love 4k, C++ and Salmiakki.

You can't concentrate so you walk outside for a drink or three.
By the fireplace you meet Abductee.
The bonfire gets hotter, you pass out from Vodka.
Where is everyone to get the entry done?

[It don' matter, we gon' make yo day, uh-uh uh-uuh]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky.
What can we say, we love 4k, C++ and Mistikacki.
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky.
We fix your file Amiga-style, and we got Okkie!

[You don' need to be dealin' with dis shit alone, ain't nobody got time fo' dat.]

You said you'd rock the compo, with your funky crew.
Now your code and shaders are overdue.
The deadline's coming closer, you feel like a poser,
And you have no clue how to pull it through.

[It's always been time to call us, but sure as hell it is now.]

You got your entry finished and entered after all,
now you wander mindlessly around the hall.
But then there's an announcement.
Your entry has bounced and Evilbot has replied: "YOU'RE DISQUALIFIED."

[Oh COME on, NOW you have to call us, RIGHT?!?]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, and you'll get lucky [lucky, lucky].
[Ain't nobody got time for dat.]
What can we say, we love 4k, C++ and Salmiakki [iakki, iakki].
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE in between, we are your muses [muses, muses].
Itzy bitzy teeny weeny, DDT in a minikini, we've heard enough excuses!

[You don' need to be dealin' with dis shit alone, we're in this together.]
[We're in this together]

Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE!
Call 1-800-DEMOSCENE!

[We're sorry, the number you have dialed is not in service. Please check the number and try your call again.]

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