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Song Information

Italiano Explicit content Have video

Author: flag Little Bitchard (Arto Koivisto)

Song Length: 3:43
Song Status: Active *
Song Bitrate: 192 kbps
Song Legacy Flag: R

Additional Information:

One day I'm going to Malta to big hotel
In the morning I go down to eat breakfast
I tell the waitress I want two pieces of toast
She brings me only one piece
I tell her I want two piece
She says go to the toilet
I say you don't understand
I want two piece on my plate
She say you better no piss on the plate
You son of a b**ch!
I dont even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a b**ch

I go to eat at a bigger resturant
The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife, but no fork!
I tell her I want the fork
She's telling me everyone want to f**k
I tell her you don't understand
I want a fork on the table
She say you better not f**k on the table
You son of a b**ch!
I dont even know the lady
And she calls me a son of a b**ch

So i go back to my room in a hotel
And there is no sheets on the bed
Call the manager and tell him I want a sheet
He tells me go to the toilet
I say you don't understand
I want a sheet on my bed!
He say you better not s**t on my bed
You son of you b**ch!

I go to the check out
and the man in the desk says Peace on you
I said piss on you too you son of a b**ch!
Im goin back to Italy, Arrivederci

Last Queued : 1 week, 2 days ago

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It was added 14 years, 4 months ago.

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double u[t][f];

the lyrics are taken from something else and they are quite funny.. but this song is pretty bad.


isn't it 'Italo' ?


fun song. Stupid head-bobbing driving beat and of course the standup routine..!


old joke mixed over standard rhythm... but still funny


Bad Song?!? Peeece on you, you son of a beetch!!

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